Upon signing in to facebook this morning I noticed an ad which asked me "Just break up?" Now I haven't broken up recently but for some reason I continued to read the ad anyway. Now seeing as the ad really didn't apply to me I could have just moved on, but I was really intrigued by the fact they they seemed to have a miracle cure, the ad promises "instant relief" and they couldn't put this in an ad if it weren't true.

As I went ahead and clicked the ad I couldn't wait for the webpage to load so I could learn about this amazing product that would provide an instant relief from for the pain of a broken heart, and I thought maybe this amazing new product could be used for some other purpose the manufacturer hasn't thought of yet.

To my dismay there was no miracle product to be found, just a form that promised to email me information about how to get over a breakup, and of course also sign me up for some spam, becuase there's nothing that will get someone over a breakup faster than an email with the subject "D1s cunt V1ag3ra, Fr33 sh1pp1ng".