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Apple Magic

05/10/08

Permalink 01:29:20 pm, by Bryan Kacz Email , 354 words   English (US)
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Apple Magic

With all the rumors flying around these days about the new iPhone that may or may not be coming out sometime soon I can't help but think about when the current iPhone came out, and the Mac Book Air, in fact when most new Apple products come out.

Whenever a new Apple product is released there is always the discussion of "how do they fit it all in that small case?" The answer of course is magic. I am convinced that scientists for apple invented magic in early 2001.

Now I'm sure some people might not agree with me so before you start commenting telling me how I'm wrong, let me kill off some of these arguments now:

If Apple invented magic in 2001, why don't they have something the size of an iPod nano with 1 terabyte or storage?

If Apple were to "blow their load" with one product release then everyone would buy one iPod and be set for life. By slowly giving us better and smaller products then they can ensure that we'll upgrade every few years (or even more often) to a newer product.

There's no such thing as magic.

I beg to differ, a simple Google Patent Search will show you that the US Patent Office has issued 220 patents with the magic in the title, it just makes sense to assume that at least one of those patents belongs to Apple. Also the US Patent Office believes in magic, you should too.

If there's magic in my iPod shouldn't it be unbreakable?"

While in an ideal world an iPod would never break, we don't live in an ideal world. Occasionally an Apple product gets dropped, or the magic chamber isn't properly sealed, when this happens the product must be sent back to Apple in California so that the magic can be put back in. This takes a special machine that only the highest ranking technicians at Apple have ever seen. At least I assume that this is the case, otherwise it would be ludacis for the Apple Store to send my MacBook out for a week to replace a back RAM stick.

4 comments

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06/12/09 @ 10:15
Comment from: Jean [Visitor] · http://www.atomicstudios.com
...Anyways on that subject, this might be interesting for a topic...You guys should check this out, Second Voice is a service that offers you to have 2 cell phone numbers and 2 voice mails in one phone. Take a look, thought it might be interesting with all this Iphone talk...

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06/12/09 @ 10:18
Comment from: Jean [Visitor] · http://www.atomicstudios.com
...Anyways on that subject, this might be interesting for a topic...You guys should check this out, Second Voice is a service that offers you to have 2 cell phone numbers and 2 voice mails in one phone. Take a look, thought it might be interesting with all this Iphone talk...

http://www.secondvoice.com
06/12/09 @ 10:19
Comment from: Jean [Visitor] · http://www.atomicstudios.com
...Anyways on that subject, this might be interesting for a topic...You guys should check this out, Second Voice is a service that offers you to have 2 cell phone numbers and 2 voice mails in one phone. Take a look, thought it might be interesting with all this Iphone talk...

http://www.secondvoice.com
06/12/09 @ 10:21

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