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Girlfriend Application

Bryan Kacz of BryanKacz.com is seeking applicants for the position of Girlfriend in his Amherst, NY office. Applicants should be motivated self starters with a solid grasp of the English language. Cooking and laundry skills are a plus but are not required. Applicants should preferably be female and should fill out an application here. Salary is negotiable and the benefit package is above average. Bryan Kacz is an Equal Opportunity Employer.


First things first, are you female?

Name:

Email:

Tel:

Age:

Height:

Weight:

Eye Color:

Breast Size:

Hair Color:

Do the "Carpets" match the "Drapes"?

Marital Status

What Type of Relationship Are You Looking For?

What Age Group Do You Fall In?

Do you have a job?

Do you have any female roommates?

Can I date or hook up with them after we break up?

How about while we're still dating?

Do you have any sisters?

How do you feel about me hooking up with them?

Do you have a car?

I shave

How do you look naked?

Do you like piña coladas?

... getting caught in the rain?


Please Check All That Apply

I've been convicted of a felony

I like to cook

I'm a good cook

I smoke:

I drink:

I do drugs:

I have kid(s):

I've had a sex change:

I've cheated on my previous boyfriend:

I have something that I should get checked out:

I have piercing(s):

- somewhere "special":

I have tattoo(s):

I'm crazy (the bad kind)

I'm crazy (the good kind)

List Any Special Skills:

 

 



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