First things first, are you female? yes I think I'm lost No, you should be more open minded

Name:

Email:

Tel:

Age:

Height:

Weight:

Eye Color:

Breast Size:

Hair Color:

Do the "Carpets" match the "Drapes"?
Yes No There's no "carpet" to worry about

Marital Status
Single Married, so lets keep this hush hush Married, but he doesn't care

What Type of Relationship Are You Looking For?
Short Term Long Term I've Already Married You In My Head One Night Stand

What Age Group Do You Fall In?
MILF College Student 20 Someting GILF You can just call Chris Hansen now...

Do you have a job?
Yes, and it's a good one Yes, and I clean toilets No, the economy is bad right now No, I'm just plain lazy

Do you have any female roommates?
yes, and they're hot yes, but they're fat and/or ugly no

Can I date or hook up with them after we break up?
Whatever, once we're done we're done You can hook up with them, but no dating Absolutely nothing, unless you're only doing it to get closer to me

How about while we're still dating?
yes no

Do you have any sisters?
yes no

How do you feel about me hooking up with them?
Never Only if you think it's me Sounds ok Let's have a threesome

Do you have a car?
yes no

I shave
nothing - I'm all natural just the legs and arm pits Everywhere

How do you look naked?
Amazing Pretty good So so You'll probably throw up

Do you like piña coladas?
yes no

... getting caught in the rain?
yes no

Please Check All That Apply

I've been convicted of a felony

I like to cook

I'm a good cook

I smoke:

I drink:

I do drugs:

I have kid(s):

I've had a sex change:

I've cheated on my previous boyfriend:

I have something that I should get checked out:

I have piercing(s):

- somewhere "special":

I have tattoo(s):

I'm crazy (the bad kind)

I'm crazy (the good kind)

List Any Special Skills: